She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm always down for nudity.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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