so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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