He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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