I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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