STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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