And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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