Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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