i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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