No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Do vagina's smell?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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