a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Enjoy the penises
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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