that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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