Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
