she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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