He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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