She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
