Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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