It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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