I showed him my bush... on skype.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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