Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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