bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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