The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize