Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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