my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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