just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
