Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
