I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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