two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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