I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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