Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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