That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
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