You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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