school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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