Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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