butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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