It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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