I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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