i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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