mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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