Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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