No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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