I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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