Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
