he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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