strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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