yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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