Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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