Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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