you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
this boner is exhausting
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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