I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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