butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
be right there i have to get my cape
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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