You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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