Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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