Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
God, I missed his penis.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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