Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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