I'm lost and stupid without you.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Randomize
