Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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