i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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