I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
