oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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