I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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