In America we eat man semen.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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