god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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