I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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