Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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